If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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