Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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