i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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