Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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