He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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