operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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