just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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