yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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