Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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