This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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