she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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