Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
did you just send me my own nude
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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