I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize