She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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