Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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