i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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