Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm gonna fight the coyote
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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