Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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