How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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