Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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