Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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