In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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