I think I died a long time ago.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
