its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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