I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Do plants get herpes?
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