My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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