So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
