What should our trivia night team be named?
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Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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