spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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