so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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