My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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