no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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