How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just forgot I was standing up.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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