Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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