He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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