Your tits are I can't wait for
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Im part way to drunk.
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