Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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