Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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