Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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