Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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