i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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