ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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