she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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