Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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