so that wasnt chicken after all
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
pop tarts are not kleenex
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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