I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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