I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
That man makes my giblets tingle
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