I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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