escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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