I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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