I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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