How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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