I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Are we still banned from the library?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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